Chad Johnson is no more, he has re-invented himself, and his new last name is “Ocho Cinco.” The Ticket, ESPN Radio 790 in Miami, reports that Chad officially changed his last name. Luke expressed his disdain for ESPN in covering the soap opera of “Ocho Cinco.” Really, we’re all sick of this stuff. [...]
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August 21, 2008
Adam Jones Makin’ it Rain in a Local Dallas Commercial
Pacman, or now just Adam Jones, is in a local Dallas TV ad with Deion. I don’t even know where to begin with this. How much do we love USA? You know he’s so pissed that he can’t hit-up strip clubs anymore. This isn’t as amazing as the Eastern Motors, but worth a look.
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August 15, 2008
The Demise of the Journalist, Ocho Cinco-Style
From Expert Pundit Luke
“The world is gonna get every bit of Dade County I got in me. If you don’t understand what that means, watch the Hurricanes of the 90’s.”
Chad Johnson is a warrior poet if I have ever seen one. Chad should probably sit down with Michael Irvin and ask him how it [...]
August 6, 2008
Favre, ESPN, and Ocean’s 12
In an ideal world, Joe Montana would not have played for the Kansas City Chiefs, Willie Mays would have avoided his time with the Mets, and Brad Pitt wouldn’t have made Ocean’s 12. But they did, and we’re okay with it. Brett Favre has been stirring up his own ghosts and killing his [...]
August 4, 2008
Heaviest Slam Ever
We went to the X-Games over the weekend, photos are forthcoming. Until then, this is from last year’s games when Jake Brown did a crazy 720 and dropped in a free fall from the top of the quarterpipe.
July 28, 2008
Red Lasso is Over, It Was a Good Run
When we first used Red Lasso last year, and we talked a friend and coleague who knows the digital space like the back of his hand. We emailed him about how “cool” we thought it was to be able to clip a TV show highlights to embed with great ease on our blogs. [...]
July 24, 2008
Skip and Stephen A. – Working Hard to Entertain
This is pure comedy…Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith are talking Dark Knight. Bayless is so bad at playing a tough guy that he pretends not to like this movie. He’s the kind of of guy who made Crossfire look like true genius. This clip makes us love the internet. Without [...]
July 22, 2008
Why does everyone hate Chris Berman so much?
A Sports Baron Exclusive by Al Davis, Jr.
Cameras caught a slimmer – albeit slightly – Chris Berman at this year’s MLB All-Star game. Rumors abound that the NFL Primetime vet will start hawking Nutrisystem. In the blogosphere, Berman’s pitchman gig set of the latest round of Berman Bashing. Check out the commenters on The Big [...]
July 14, 2008
Stephen A. Smith Meltdown on ESPN over Brett Favre Comeback
Stephen A. Smith is over the whole Brett Favre “love affair” in the media. In this video, Stephen A. throws out his standard lines like “this is uttery ridiculous” and he is “sick to his stomach” about The World Wide Leader’s infatuation with Favre. He sounds like a screaming idiot, but his [...]
July 8, 2008
Dan Patrick and Keith Olberman “En Fuego” again?
Dan and Keith return to NBC this fall for the NFL on NBC pre-game show. These two sportscasters worked their comedy chops in the early 90’s when teaming for “The Big Show” on ESPN’s Sportscenter. They were trailblazer back then, but each have gone their separate ways after the split from the show. [...]
