Posts Tagged as ‘mlb’

October 17, 2008

It feels just like asshammer!

This is classic.  Not to be confused with the WWF song Piledriver, Matt Stairs hit the game-winning home run and made an amazing quote.  It’s a great juxtaposition of words.

September 23, 2008

Last Inning at Yankee Stadium

It was the last hurrah at Yankee Stadium, in case you’ve been living in a hole and not watching ESPN.  The “network” has trumped this event like JFK had been shot and the grassy knoll is the outfield where Mickey Mantle used to spit tobacco.
I went to the stadium twice and the first time, sat [...]

August 27, 2008

Obama is a White Sox Fan and Hillary is a Flip-Flopper

Barack Obama is loyal to the the Chicago White Sox and John McCain follows the Arizona Diamondbacks.  I respect that they aren’t flip-flopping and playing the diplomatic card to appease voters.  Obama spoke out to the beacon of sports journalism, Stu Scott, and pledged his loyal allegiance to the White Sox.  He is not afraid [...]

August 22, 2008

For the Cubs Fans

Swigging beers and watching Cubs games from the bleachers make for an ideal summer day in Chicago. This bleacher bum is one a few fans who caught a home run this day, while simultaneously pounding his beer.  Buy this man another round, or atleast give him a high five.

July 22, 2008

Why does everyone hate Chris Berman so much?

A Sports Baron Exclusive by Al Davis, Jr.
Cameras caught a slimmer – albeit slightly – Chris Berman at this year’s MLB All-Star game. Rumors abound that the NFL Primetime vet will start hawking Nutrisystem. In the blogosphere, Berman’s pitchman gig set of the latest round of Berman Bashing. Check out the commenters on The Big [...]

July 16, 2008

Josh Hamilton’s Home Run Derby Highlights

Hamilton belted 28 Home Runs on Monday and lost the HR Derby to Minnesota’s Justin Morneau who took home the trophy. The two players entered the fourth and final round even in HR’s, even though Hamilton lead 35-22 in total HR’s in the first 3 rounds.
Hamilton is everyone’s feel good [...]

July 9, 2008

Best 1980’s Mustache: Magnum P.I. Vs Donnie Baseball Vs Wade Boggs

Mustache Hall of Famer, Don Mattingly is now the Los Angeles Dodgers hitting coach, after the All-Star break. Mattingly had some family issues which is why he didn’t take the gig at the start of the season. We’ll see if Joe Torre will develop the magic of the [...]

July 9, 2008

Giambi Backed by the American Mustache Institute

Fanhouse is reporting that the American Mustache Institute endorses Jason Giambi for his amazing mustache. The team doesn’t allow any facial hair below the lip, per Mr. Steinbrenner’s edict.  That being said, the Yankees gave away 20,000 fake mustaches to fans who attended last night’s game. Personally, we back the ’stache.
“It doesn’t take [...]

June 29, 2008

Kerry Woods is Flipping People Off

And we like it.

June 26, 2008

Astro Player Jacks-Up General Manager

Houston Astro, Shawn Chaco tried to beat-up his GM, Ed Wade.  Chaco went Ultimate Fighting Champion on his GM and grabbed him by the neck, and choke-slammed him to the ground.  
Chacon is 2-3 with a 5.04 ERA in 15 starts for Houston this year and has been suspended.Do you think Billy Bean would have [...]