Dan Snyder is Sort of a Tool

Dan Snyder is fired up and very awkward in expressing his true feelings.  This was his reaction after the Cowboys victory. This is his celebration after the Eagles’ win.  Thanks to Mr.  Irrelevant.

Congrats to Art Monk and Darrell Green

If you haven’t checked out Kissing Suzy Kolber’s copy of Art Monk’s Hall of Fame speech, it’s a must read. Monk waited far too long for his induction, and it’s even sweeter that he’s heading into Canton with Darrell Green.  Art deserved much better treatment by the Hall of Fame Writers.  We’ve never understood [...]

Fred Smooth Proves Nicknames Never Should be Self-Appointed

Fred Smoot is a ridiculous. This is what he wants to be called this year
Fred Smoot: Yeah, my name now is “Brother O’Dell, Pass the Biscuits, Pappy O’Daniels.” That’s my whole name.

Picture of Last Week

This is how Jim Zorn Kicks his QBs into shape…Who’s up for a game of Dodgeball? 

Washington Post’s Writer Has Man-Crush on Jason Taylor

Our buddy D.C. Justice is dialed in the “inside the beltway” sports, and all those who report on them.  He raises a good point about the Washington Post’s Mike Wise crossing the line with his man-crush on Jason Taylor.  It’s cool for our girlfriends to have a fantasy about someone from Dancing with the Stars, [...]

Jason Taylor Traded to ‘Skins

Our favorite Dancing with the Stars contestant, Jason Taylor is now a Redskin. The Dolphins traded Taylor for a second round pick in 2009 and a sixth round pick in 2009. Taylor wanted a chance to win, now…but are the ‘Skins really that team? They’ve made the playoffs 2 our of 3 [...]

Around Town in the Blogosphere

Fanhouse wonders if David Falk’s agenda or Elton Brand’s east coast roots – drove him to sign with the Philadelphia 76ers.
Kissing Suzy Kolber is assessing the tail of the tape between Skins’ own badass, Mike Sellers vs. Brian Urlacher of the Bears. We think Sellers is a triple threat h-back/tight end/fullback who would dust [...]

Redskins Shaun Suisham 110 yard field goal – Not as Real as We’d Like to Believe

Real or Fake?  Youtube nerds have been skeptical about the truth the 110 yard field goal kick since WUSA uploaded the video to their site weeks ago.   And not surprisingly, Brett Haber, confirmed that it is indeed a fake.
This whole real or fake video phenomenon mostly happens in post-production, not [...]

Bud Foxx, The Ultimate Fighter – Clinton Portis and his Four New Characters

Clinton Portis is a funny dude who was blessed with a unique style of humor.  His characters like Southeast Jerome and Dolemite Jenkins are examples of why he’s becoming a a Riggins like cult-hero in DC.  All he needs is a ring to compliment these hilarious outfits.  He introduced four new characters today on the NFL [...]

Your Job’s Your Credit…

Chris Cooley is preparing for an Eastern Motors Ad. Amazing! If you haven’t seen these local DC sports, check this one out.  No one knows what Eastern Motors does, but it is unimportant. 
 
This is a classic and my favorite video with Lavar Arrington and Clinton Portis.  Vote for Cooley’s nickname, either “John Wayne” or [...]