Chris Cooley is preparing for an Eastern Motors Ad. Amazing! If you haven’t seen these local DC sports, check this one out. No one knows what Eastern Motors does, but it is unimportant.
This is a classic and my favorite video with Lavar Arrington and Clinton Portis. Vote for Cooley’s nickname, either “John Wayne” or “Ice Man.” He should use “Ice Man” and I’ll be his wing man. I would use my porn star name Breezey Foster. Eastern Motors needs to hire me to work on the commercial. I would freestyle rap the jingle as my alias, Sugar Boy.
This is funny. Do you think Lavar Arrington gets a free lifetime of car servicing at Eastern Motors?