Fanhouse is reporting that the American Mustache Institute endorses Jason Giambi for his amazing mustache. The team doesn’t allow any facial hair below the lip, per Mr. Steinbrenner’s edict. That being said, the Yankees gave away 20,000 fake mustaches to fans who attended last night’s game. Personally, we back the ‘stache.
“It doesn’t take a mathematician to figure out that Jason Giambi’s hitting prowess plus a fashionable mustache, equals a bona fide All-Star,” said Aaron Perlut, Executive Director of The American Mustache Institute. “Giambi’s significant first-half production as well as his powerful lip fur – indicating great intellect and good looks – make two very compelling reasons for his place on the American League All-Star roster.”
Who thought there was a relationship between a handlebar mustache and intellect?