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Happy 4th Weekend!

Best of the Baron:

Shan Foster, SEC player of the year from Vanderbilt, was picked 51st pick in the NBA Draft and recorded a tune that shows how pumped he is for the NBA!

Clinton Portis unveiled his new costumes, our personal favorite – Bud Fox

Shaquille O’Neal spit out some rhymes proclaiming his excellence over former teammate, Kobe Bryant.  Not everyone can sing like our man Shan.  

Barry Melrose, the best mullet ever?  


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Your Job’s Your Credit…

Chris Cooley is preparing for an Eastern Motors Ad. Amazing! If you haven’t seen these local DC sports, check this one out.  No one knows what Eastern Motors does, but it is unimportant. 


This is a classic and my favorite video with Lavar Arrington and Clinton Portis.  Vote for Cooley’s nickname, either “John Wayne” or “Ice Man.”  He should use “Ice Man” and I’ll be his wing man.  I would use my porn star name Breezey Foster.  Eastern Motors needs to hire me to work on the commercial.  I would freestyle rap the jingle as my alias, Sugar Boy.

This is funny.  Do you think Lavar Arrington gets a free lifetime of car servicing at Eastern Motors?    


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